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wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

you’re ready

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Heh. No. I’m great with girls.

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currentsconvulsed:

First Date // Blink 182 [video credit]

currentsconvulsed:

First Date // Blink 182 [video credit]

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dscourage:

we may be millions of miles apart but just talking to you is more than enough and always makes my day

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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luxvriously:

i think broken people love the deepest

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inconsistentblogger:

I want to get people into Welcome to Night Vale, but it’s so hard to sell like “hey if you like gay radio show hosts and totalitarian governments and clouds that drop dead animals on small desert towns then boy do I have a show for you”

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